17 lines
389 B
Python
17 lines
389 B
Python
# fortune cookies
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import random
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fck = ['2021 will **** less...',
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'"Youre not allowed to say this, but...", is usually the preamble for something pretty pretty stupid which is coming next.',
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'...',
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'the plot thickens',
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'just grabbing some b33rs'
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'it just had to happen in 2023'
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]
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def rnd_fck():
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nxt_fck = random.choice(fck)
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return nxt_fck
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